Colin has enjoyed my daily poem posts, and he asked if I had to post only real poems. I asked him what he meant, and he said -- "You know, could you post a limerick that I wrote?" I said, "Of course!" So, here it is:
There once was a boy named Red,
Who never got out of bed,
The sheets were coarse,
He wished he had the Force,
So he could get things while in bed!